“Oh no! Daddy heard I was wearing orange socks and told me to wait for him in my room….”
What’s the connection between wearing orange socks and spanking? Did you even know there was one?
“Naughty Santa put orange socks in my stocking again this year! I swear the jolly old elf is trying to get me in trouble”
I posted the above picture (me wearing orange knee socks) and told this little bit of spanking history on BlueSky and Twitter today:
A million years ago… no wait, in the late 20th century (that is the 1990s) on the Usenet group alt.sex.spanking, there was a discussion of how to ask for a spanking and/or “punishment” scene1This was long before the term “funishment” came into usage. without actually asking. Someone posted how in their house there was an absolute rule against wearing orange socks. Any wearing of orange socks merited punishments of varying severity.
“What on earth?!? I cannot believe you’re wearing those orange socks again. I thought we dealt with this seriously enough last time but clearly you need another lesson.”
“Orange socks” struck some sort of chord, maybe because it was both simple and silly (who doesn’t like that?) and it quickly became an inside joke and shorthand on the newsgroup. “Orange socks” as a punishment/spanking trigger was especially popular with several posters who were married/partnered with former vanillas as a way to playfully nudge or “ask for it.” For a while there was an”Orange Sock Award,” people would report orange socks sightings, and share places they’d found to buy them.2This was so long ago Amazon only sold books.
“I’m hoping it’s an orange socks kind of night.”
“Orange socks” as an inside spanko joke migrated with the group from alt.sex.spanking to soc.sexuality.spanking and came to mean a punishment that wasn’t about anything important but might still be severe. It was used periodically on the newsgroup until we put the lights out in 2012.
“Wait! That’s not fair! The rule is about wearing orange socks. As in a pair. I’m only wearing one orange sock. Singular!!”
Now you know. The reason I’ll always give anyone in orange socks a second look.
- 1This was long before the term “funishment” came into usage.
- 2This was so long ago Amazon only sold books.